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- Everyone: Oh my god, what is that in your ear?
- Me: Well it's just my plug-
- Everyone: You mean, GAUGES? OMG YOU HAVE GAUGES?
- Me: They aren't gauges they're-
- Everyone: Don't those hurt?!?
- Me: No they don't as long as you do it right-
- Everyone: How big do you plan on going? Have you seen those people who have them so like someone can fit their head through? Or those people who *gauge* their noses? Ewwww
- Me:
- Everyone: No offense but that's soooo gross, do you have any idea of what's going to happen when you want to find a job? What's gong to happen when you get older?
- Me:
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my thirteen year old brothers been in the bathrrom for like a half an hour I don’t wanna come to and conclusions but ew nigga gross
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i just searched portrait of overweight woman on log in forest
and got this
the internet has everything
i tested this with “baby riding a banana” and this is the result google gave me
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What race are you?
- black people: black
- white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
- hispanic people: not Mexican
- asian people: not Chinese
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rightmovement asked: girl your blog is fabulous.
sexcuse me
i have a penis
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